Weep for these chives, gents.

by Due-Common-5025

45 Comments

  1. Gillilnomics

    Is this after someone showed them the proper way to do things? If so then I agree. If not, maybe try to help them learn.

  2. dronegeeks1

    ![gif](giphy|1pA2TskF33668iVDaW)

    Some of you are just here to wind me up I swear 😆

  3. Suckmestupit

    It’s so funny too (not) because you’d assume they’ve never had chives on a dish before! Ha! Chives are on everything! GG

  4. Ghostcurrency45

    Maybe train him up i hate people like this. it is just embarrassing to every cook and chef out there

  5. meh_good_enough

    Sounds like baked potatoes with sour cream and chives are incoming for family meal

  6. Illustrious-Box-6953

    Starts with the teacher….. and everyone learns at different rates. Build confidence in them. Perfection takes time.

  7. meatsntreats

    How _new_ is the new guy? It would help to give them a sharp knife, too.

  8. butyoucancallmesteve

    I am the lorax and I speak for the trees!

  9. Familiar-Tart-8819

    They didn’t make it inedible, just throw it in the chef special soup and teach the right way

  10. Tough-Foundation595

    Did yall make him do a stage first, or did you just hire them right away? Why aren’t kitchens staging anymore?

  11. Ya’ll are just fucking up chives for internet clout now, aren’t you?

  12. Fragrant-Tea7580

    That is not onion, that is grass clippings

  13. BullfrogLeading262

    Did home just grab a pair of office scissors,’close his eyes and go to town. I feel like you’d have to try to have them all be that many different sizes.

  14. el_ochaso

    What is this? A repost for ants? Didn’t you already post this a few days ago?

  15. Dont worry you’ll get better at chives. No need to throw newbie under the bus

  16. BoneYardBirdy

    Tell me this isn’t for garnishes…

    Jesus, my mentor has a fit if I don’t use my Asian style knife, and God help you if it isn’t sharpened to perfection when you do scallions.

    This guy would die, only for Chef to bring him back to life to start over and do it right.

  17. Warm-Iron-1222

    “We are gonna have to let you go. Your prep skills just don’t chive with us”

  18. SeveralPalpitation84

    Slap Chop would have been better. /s

  19. AggravatingToday8582

    Those became staff meal chives or make an oil

  20. Minimum_Tell_9786

    I…have made onions like this when I didn’t want to clean my knife (at home). Just ripped into pieces and it looked exactly like this lol, are you sure he has a knife???

  21. jackattack502

    Describe the task
    Demonstrate the task
    Leave a visual example of the completed task
    Supervise the trainee performing the task
    Check back in two minutes so they don’t wreck your stock doing it wrong.

    It’s not hard.
    If they can’t do it make them peel potatoes or wash dishes.

  22. Holiday-Mushroom-334

    AGAIN?!?!

    ![gif](giphy|GV3aYiEP8qbao)

  23. They’re green beans now, whether they identify that way or not

  24. Intelligent-Luck8747

    Lemme guess. He’s “highly skilled/very experienced”

  25. FriedGnome13

    Crazy Eyes from Mr Deeds
    “Looks good to me”

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